New Doctor Who Headcanon:
Spoiler Alert for “Name of the Doctor”. [[MORE]] The Doctor actually does retire, like he wanted to, and takes up wand-making in a shop on Diagon Alley. And constantly debates through the entire events of Deathly Hallows if Voldemort is somehow The Master.
Reblog this if you are beyond proud of Darren...
If you ever need to call Social Security for any reason, I suggest…. Don’t. Had to call to report my Gram’s passing and damn… I had a 20 minute fight with their ‘helpful automated system’, got put on hold for 4 minutes, my call was answered by this barely-English speaking (no offense to non-English speakers, but I could not understand what she was saying and I...
I'm at work, making a sandwich for a customer, and...
Now, for some reason, this scares the heck outta me. Can someone explain why?
whisperwomen asked: orphan russianage
Anonymous asked: Hey Saint, how's Fang doing? Haven't heard from him in a while.
vampskeeper asked: Have you seen the Lyric video for Give Me Your Hand (Best Song Ever) by The Ready Set? C: It's of a girl signing the song and teaching other people how to do it too.
Anonymous asked: bahahaha avian flu
melislostinthestars: the-art-of-fangirling: remember that time Captain America went on a double date with Clara Oswald then chased down Thorin Oakenshield for killing Caesar Flickerman and ended up fighting Elrond and Dobby who had started everything by killing Filch Don’t forget he was trained by Agent K.
John Green is getting an honorary doctorate. Hank...
tajellybeeenz: thestoriesaremylife: missingleftsock: John and Hank will be THE DOCTOR and THE MASTER. TELL ME SOMEONE ELSE THINKS THIS IS BRILLIANT AND HILARIOUS. it’s time for a round of make john green find the thing
You know what would be nice? Not feeling like I’m working so hard to go nowhere. Constantly getting stuck working my ass off and wearing myself down, but not getting any of my actual goals accomplished. It sucks.
melislostinthestars: the-art-of-fangirling: remember that time Captain America went on a double date with Clara Oswald then chased down Thorin Oakenshield for killing Caesar Flickerman and ended up fighting Elrond and Dobby who had started everything by killing Filch
funfreacksnc: babyferaligator: trying to find a needle in a haystack isnt hard at all like wtf all u gotta do is burn the fuckin hay u are the future
When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But...– Lemony Snicket (via epikhi)
Ok, you’ve got enough of my relatives. Both my grandfathers, Dave, Uncle Bob, My Mom, My dog, and now you have my grandmother. How about you chill for awhile? Let them have family reunion time. Dave’ll cook, Uncle Bob’ll tell jokes, Mom will do everyone’s hair and pet Skye, Gram’ll finally spend time with her husband again… And just leave everyone else who...
Reblog if you've actually SEEN the movie "The...
geekwithglasses: catgh0st: ONLY 10000 PEOPLE? WTF?
childishnotions: writing is safer, somehow because my pen cannot stutter like my lips do, and words get stuck in throats, not fingertips, can’t stumble on paper trails of blue lines because writing is definite and clear and no one can tell if i am crying or laughing through written words alone
Just watched Season 4 Episode 1 of Supernatural. CASTIEL CASTIEL CASTIEL!!! OMG I’VE BEEN WAITING SO PATIENTLY FOR THIS AND NOW CASTIEL!!! I LOVE HIM! I APPLAUDED WHEN HE APPEARED ON SCREEN! I’VE SEEN A WHOLE, LIKE, THREE MINUTES OF HIM AND DEAN TOGETHER AND I’M ALREADY SHIPPING DESTIEL SO HARDCORE! This show.
Ok, I’m going to bed. And maybe reading something before bed to get rid of the mental images. But yes, time for bed.
The amount of positive reviews for a fic that is basically child pornography is starting to scare me a lot.
veraamber replied to your photo: I FOUND IT!! I knew I still had the master list… THAT’S NOT EVEN THE NEWEST VERSION OMG. it doesn’t have sweet onion or callista! do you want me to submit/email you the newest version? and I can add Bailey!! OH MY GOSH VERA I LOVE YOU YES YES YES. :P
Wow, that fanfic was really good until someone shoved the word ‘faggot’ into it. Well, that was disappointing.