About
Welcome to the blog of a Fanfiction Authoress and her fictional character kidnapee. Here you will see things pertaining to Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Doctor Who, Glee, and others. And, of course, the trials and tribulations of Saint and Fang.

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about Saint
Name: "Saint"

Gender: Female

Occupation: Writer, Early Childhood Student, Nanny, Subway Worker

Hobbies: Writing, reading, photography, surfing tumblr, torturing Fang."
about Fang
Name: Fang

Gender: Male

Occupation: Kidnapped bird-kid from "Maximum Ride", Saint's personal servant/slave, Subway worker, student.

Hobbies: Internet, escape attempts, flying, reading.

yawpkatsi:

kissedmequiteinsane:

rachelismos:

Glee kink meme is on fire lately. 

THERE’S A FUCKING SEQUEL

This fandom has zero flaws dear lord. 

This is just… I can’t handle the flawless lawls… :P

But they were all of them deceived, for another ring was made. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret, a master ring, to control all others. And into this ring he poured all his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One ring to rule them all.

(via veraamber)

badlydrawnbirdkids:

He’s a little shy. More of a singer than a dancer. An screamo group rather than a boy band, if you know what I mean.

Absolutely true. Fang sings like a bird and dances like a newborn baby giraffe.

Fang: I’m not sure if you just insulted me or not…

badlydrawnbirdkids:

Max can get a bit… possessive.

akj25:

cat avengers!

akj25:

cat avengers!

fortheloveofsharpies:

waywayierotoroglyphicsss:

sandara-live:

When the maker of tumblr is on your dashboard, always reblog.

Number one rule of Tumblr.

forever reblog people.

lol my father

never mind that the phrase “hot daddy” is one I never wanted to hear in my life.

Oh my gosh!  Tumblr should do some sort of ‘Happy Father’s Day’ thing for him on Father’s Day.  Please say I’m not the only one having this idea. Come on, people! Brainstorm with me!  You cannot look in those eyes and tell me you don’t want to get our hot daddy a gift!

(via artemismoon12)

Like pointing upwards so you can caption it with “THIS”

And saying sentences that include ‘ship’

And physically dramatic ‘NO’s

So that y’all can easily gif me

You’re welcome

This is a great idea and I second it.

Don’t forget pointing pics!  Pointing makes everything more intense.

(via riseuplikeangels)

I didn’t go on the internet at all yesterday.

0.o

And I survived…

I didn’t know this was possible.

Have you seen most of the plus-size sections out there? It’s horrifying. Whoever’s designing for plus-size doesn’t get it. The entire garment needs to be reconceived. You can’t just take a size 8 and make it larger. In my travels, I’ve been an advocate for larger women. I’ve been talking to designers, but only a half-dozen make an effort. Most say, ‘I don’t want a woman who’s a size 10 or 11 wearing my clothes.’ Well, shame on you! It’s not realistic. We need to address real women with real needs.

Tim Gunn

He needs his own line and it needs to be available at Target.
BOOM!  

(via fornowjustcarryon)

Tim Fucking Gunn! I love this man even more now! You tell ‘em!

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